Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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