WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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