So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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