called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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