Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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