A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i out mim tonsoeep
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