shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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