i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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