but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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