The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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