I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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