ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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