Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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