We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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