BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
