If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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