gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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