For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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