btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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