wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class