I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like