let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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