I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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