If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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