U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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