did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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