You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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