the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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