Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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