I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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