WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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