Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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