google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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