She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Are my feet made of real feet?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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