i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
