She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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