There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
