WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize