I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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When are your genitals available?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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