her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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