Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
