i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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