check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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