New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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