In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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