its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
