sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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