i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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