Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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