i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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