your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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