Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same