I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.