I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We smell like vodka and hangover
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