I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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