Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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