In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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