I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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