Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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