Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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