i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
wow bdsm is so cute
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