I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize